
-Spread the word http://www.fecalface.com/calendar/LA/calendar.php?mode=view&id=71
-This is pretty awesome. It is on par with the Kids of Widney High for the lyrics alone. http://gorillamask.net/corkyband.shtml
-Awesome album art. http://dixi.blogter.hu/?post_id=43131
-The story of the color red. http://www.zipped.org/index2.php?&file=red.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=10
-Red was the color of our library/dart room last night. It made Dave’s camera freak out.

-Wow, what the fuck? Basketball players are assholes sometimes. http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=285
-James Brown is 72 today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTaDk_P91ao
-This is just dumb. http://www.davesgourmet.peachhost.com/ct_PRdaahs.htm
-But not as dumb as this. http://avantgame.blogspot.com/2005/04/cookie-is-still-rolling.html
-P.S. That’s not art, I don’t care what you say.
-This right here is art. Drunken Dave art.

-GROSS. http://www.signaturesnetwork.com/press.php?diary_id=55&mode=view
-I would actually rather wear this: http://www.demeterfragrance.com/product.aspx?t=f&id=1025
-Nerd shit. http://www.caballe.cat/2006/05/03.html#a7227
-Maurice Sendak is putting a new book together. A pop-up book! http://robertsabuda.com/sneakpeek/snpk0306-mauricesendak.asp If you can’t appreciate how awesome that is, we can’t be friends.
-You should check out my friend Geoff’s new movie if you’re in SF. I haven’t seen it, but I know he’s good people. http://www.geoffcordner.net/film/hotel.html
-Here are some unflattering photos from Monday night at the Red Lion.
Yep, I got drunk enough to get behind the bar and take pictures with the bartender. Dave doesn't remember taking that photo.

Here's Dave, Kevin and my middle finger.

Kevin and I are wasted. Dave doesn't remember this picture either.

-Dave sent me some story about Edward Munch’s stolen paintings today. Blah blah some dudes were caught and fined and will go to jail and the paintings are still gone. I didn’t really read it because it was in the New York Times and I think the NYT actually steals IQ points away from me every time I look at it. It’s just so bad. It’s full of factual errors and typos, bad writing, complete ignorance of events, and sometimes just straight-up misinformation. Look, it only took them FOUR FUCKING DAYS to report on how Stephen Colbert straight talked shit to the president’s face. http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/02/nyt_finally_notices_.html Worst. Newspaper. Ever.
-Brady knows the deal.
http://lacowboy.blogspot.com/2006/04/when-you-review-book-about-man-itd-be.html
http://lacowboy.blogspot.com/2006/04/new-york-times-tries-to-teach-us-how.html
http://lacowboy.blogspot.com/2006/03/new-york-times-cant-tell-difference.html
http://lacowboy.blogspot.com/2006/04/devils-are-in-details-new-york-times.html
-We wasted the day at a rad bar in Pasadena and I'm late for everything. I have some womanly chores to do right now, so I gotta go.
-Womanly chores consist of blowjobs, laundry, loading up the dishwasher and hemming pants and stuff. Then I have to wash my hair.
-The above is all true.