-This clip is absolutely classic. http://www.dailysixer.com/curbvagina.shtml

-So, our pal Ed Leigh is a daddy. Lord help that little girl. I mean, fuck, he already named her Suki. Isn’t that worth reporting to social services? Do they have social services in England? Probably not. Someone should call the queen on them then.

Anyways, here’s Suki.

And here is a totally attractive picture of the whole Leigh clan.

-If you know which one of our friends’ pet is named Suki, and what kind of pet it is, I’ll send you FUTURE stickers. And something random from my desk. There’s cool shit on my desk, guys.

-Speaking of babies and pets, every day I faithfully check Bongard’s blog (http://web.mac.com/karatepants) to see if Nicole has popped out a little one and no dice. Just waiting and waiting. Hurry it up, guys, it’s already August.

-Wow, both of these kids are better dancers than Dave. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18699 Despite their undeniable skills, these kids will never get laid. Ever.

-Sigh. http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=2656717999661239960

-Oh man, I love shivs. http://www.designobserver.com/archives/016492.html# Who am I kidding? I am fascinated by all aspects of prison life.

-I need a tetanus shot just from looking at all of those. Right now I’m pulling at the side of my collar and making an uncomfortable face. YEEEESH!

-Beckett basically prison raped his favorite toy, Captain Bun Bun. This is what Captain Bun Bun looked like when the Dave Peters gave him to Beckett.

And this is what he looked like yesterday.

-He looks even worse today. No ears, no front legs, no tail, no face, and no stuffing at all. It’s just a skin sac that Beckett carries around with him like a little dachshund Buffalo Bill.

-More Pageant of the Masters Stuff. http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2006/07/31/arts/20060801_MASTERS_SLIDESHOW_1.html Come on, this shit it sooo cooooool.

-Here are some lackluster photos from our night out at the Mountain Bar to see Neil Hamburger.

Chicks (I have no idea what I was doing in this picture. I’m just bummed this is the only picture of me because it looks like I have a moustache. Plus, I was dressed totally cute.)

Dudes. Will and Scott are funny guys.

Tom Green was there. Apparently he was really nice. His friend, not so much.

Tom Green was not in the bathroom, but Sharan, a bunch of hands and a widdle kitten head was!

And Neil Hamburger making everyone uncomfortable. A little birdie told me that he threw a drink on a heckler. I was downstairs because it’s fucking hot in that upstairs room. See the fan in the window? Yeah, it doesn't do shit.

-This day in history: August 2nd, 1934. Hitler became the absolute dictator of Germany. Seig heil.

-That’s all for now, dudes.