-Some people are funny and interesting and some people are just not. There’s nothing one can do about it. Like Chris, I don’t think he even wants to be funny, he just has to be.

you know  how  i told you i had a lazy eye as a kid and had  to wear an eyepatch to strengthen  my bad eye?
well, 3  years without health insurance to see an eye doctor and  not wearing my glasses has brought me full circle.
i'm told i have to wear glasses all the time.
and an eye patch around the house as eye excercise.
rad, huh?
cn

-When your dance troupe is performing and one of the girls in the crew has a seizure, it’s really not a good idea to just keep on dancing around her. http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2765363?showw=no&refsite=6721&cpref=6721 (I hate ifilm links, but I can’t find it on youtube.)

-Boobies are gonna be all up in San Francisco starting October 7^th-29^th. Check out some arty tits if you’re in the area. www.keep-a-breast.org There’s also gonna be a sneak peak of the show at ASR in San Diego next month.

-Magnetic water. http://undeniablefacts.blogspot.com/2006/08/undeniable-friday-magnetic-water.html

-So yeah… uh… gross. http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/21/people.margera.ap/index.html

-About a week ago Dave and I were at Trader Joe’s buying our bi-weekly case of wine. It was a normal trip except for seeing some weird old lady in a “Nudist Priest” shirt. Uh, she was definitely in her 60s and that shirt on her totally creeped us out. On the back of the shirt is said “Breakin’ the Law In the Raw.” Ew fucking gross. The whole ride home I had awful visions of her and her old friends at their nudist colony. They’d play volleyball and eat watermelon all nakie and stuff. All their old skin and old genitalia would be exposed and they’d think nothing of it. Yuck. Why are old people so into being nudists? Old people and hippies (who are usually old, but needed their own category). Anyways, when we came home Dave googled Nudist Priest and found out that we had jumped to conclusions. It’s a band. http://www.toniwells.com/b_nudistpriest.htm But it’s still weird as fuck for an old lady to be wearing that shirt.

-These are clever. http://indexed.blogspot.com/

-Alright, we’ve all seen it. Stop sending me this dumb cunt on the PIR. http://www.tubewad.com/the-worst-price-is-right-contestant-of-all-time-794-p.html

-I’m at a loss for sports right now. Baseball and golf are too boring to even pay attention to, less hate on, and darts isn’t on enough for me to get into it. It’s a shame I don’t care about video games.

-The bastard’s guide to tipping: http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=2915&LayoutType=1

-Sunset Junction this weekend. Which of ya’ll scenesters will be there to tell me how totally awesome it was when I don’t go for the fourth year in a row? http://www.sunsetjunction.org/streetfair.html

-It only hurts my soul when I miss THIS day. The best day in all of southern California. http://www.batsday.net/photos/photos.htm

-Get yo’ pussy a grill. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060817/ap_on_fe_st/gold_toothed_cat_6

-This was the beach this past Friday.

People who hate on California make no sense. I’m not at all one of those people who have to claim where they’re from, because I think it’s pretty gay to do so (I'm looking at all of you with your pointless hometown pride), but there are people who just hate on California for no reason at all. What's with that? What did year-round temperate weather and a nice coastline do to you? Hate all you want, but you can’t deny that the beach on a nice day is super.

-I mean, shit, at least it’s not Florida. HA!