
-This time of year is such a crappy email time of year. Not only does my inbox get even more full of stuff from MoveOn.org, but it seems that every "do-gooder" that’s a member thinks they’re the only ones and insist on forwarding me those emails over and over. Dudes, seriously, I’m pretty sure every Democrat in America is signed up. You’re not doing anyone any favors by forwarding mass emails that are subscription based. Go back to watching the Daily Show and leave me alone.

-Know your bible, ya’ll.
-Nature is sooooo awesome.
-Turns out I might not be totally dying, just mostly inconvenienced.
-Yup, the brilliance of Jackass.
-That grocery store is actually right by my house and it's reall ynice. Just a little FYI.
-Good pumpkin idea: http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/10/big-mac-pumpkin.html
-I’ve been sorta non-internetty lately, so I’m not gonna bother posting all the links that have been going around this past week. If you haven’t already seen them, then you have a life and I commend you.
-Do you remember the original Borat? Really.
-I may be having a Ray Gordon sleepover tonight!
-Let’s all take a moment to remember one of the best scenes in movie history. It’s almost as fabulous as that scene in Goodlfellas. Not that scene, the other one.