-Some fabulous Future costumes from Ray and Fran. They were Mr. and Mrs. Howell. What are their names, actually? I think Mr. Howell's name is Thurston, but what is Lovey's actual name? I donno. Whatever, here they are anyhow. I think the gold gloves are a nice touch. That's the spirit!
-And here is this. The photo of the season. This costume was so top secret that Chris actually didn't even tell his own wife about it. He actually hid a full-sized chicken costume from his wife. I respect that about a man. He's a bunny, clown, pirate, vampire chicken. Beat that.

-Dave and I were going to go as Armenians because our damned town is full of 'em and we've notcied all the small details about those hairy, over cologned, track suit wearing, chain-smoking motherfuckers, but we're too drunk to actually give a damn about dressing up or carving pumpkins or whatever. Maybe when we have kids we'll pass on our predjudices and shortcomings, but for now iI'm just planning on buying a shit ton of half-priced Halloween candy. It's my own way of celebrating.-Clyde, did you dress up? Enquiring minds want to know.
-I got some gossip about Donny. That kind of information isn't free though. Convince me to spill the beans!
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