-So, there’s been no blog for a really long time. Big deal. There are really a lot of other things to do and look at so stop being feisty and grow up.

-But f’real, I miss you all too. Your emails and messages are appreciated. Mostly because when I was wasting my days finding silly links and typing nonsense, it meant that I wasn’t in an office hating life. I was in my awesome house with my dog, cat and dude hating life. Big difference.

-So yeah, your emails and messages are appreciated.

-Have you guys seen Apocalypto? Was it not the most amazing pile of shit you’ve ever seen? Oh man, was that movie awful and historically inaccurate. I got wasted on whiskey and just marveled at the ridiculousness for two hours.

-Nieratko opened up a new shop in Jersey, just so you know. I figure some of you folks have extra Christmas cash burning holes in your pockets, so… you know, you could like, go spend it there. Or at the Lowbrow Emporium in Austin, if you’re in that neck of the woods. The Roaches own that place and they’ll take good care of you.

-A little FYI for Y –O-U: This is not a message board. I know that it would be easy to assume that it is even though it’s not called a message board and there’s no type of “forum” activity on this site anywhere at all, but I just wanted to clarify.

-Wanna know what I got for Christmas? I know you don’t but I’m gonna mention one thing anyways because I can. A ring from Tiffany & Co, fags.

-And a pretty sweet casserole dish.

-I’ve been playing a lot of pool and working on my gut. I bought a cruise to Mexico for Dave and am getting really gung-ho about fixing up our house. Otherwise, I’m still the same old saucy wench I always was. But enough about me, let’s talk about the dudes. Beckett got a leather jacket. It’s hot. Gary’s basically the same, which means he’s a total dick.  Dave is working as a night watchman at the Glendale cemetary, and has become highly interested in voodoo and zombies. We’ve adopted several chickens for sacrificial reasons. I’m pretty sure he’s planning on trying to resurrect Walt Disney, despite th fact that he only has ashes to work with.  Nieratko has been dressing up as a clown, bunny,  chicken, vampire, thing for children’s birthday parties. I’m not sure if he’s actually getting paid for it, but it seems to make him happy. Ray joined the proffesional rodeo circuit, but broke his foot in a calf roping accident so now he spends his days feeding the horses and jacking off bulls. Russell is training to be a pearl diver and I hear he’s been stung by not one, but two sting rays and lived to tell everyone that Steve Irwin is a fag. Last I heard from Clyde he was planning on running for office. I think his chances are good.

-Happy New Year. I’ll start posting random nonsense here and there from the Future family so that you can continue living vicariously through us or stalking us or hating us or whatever it is that you do. ‘Til then, stop being a  dick.