
-I didn't win the lotto last night. Dang.
-Happy Valentine's Day, dawgs. My boss gave me Godiva chocolates, my dude made me a breakfast sandwich, and my work homies are filling me full of candy and heart stickers.
-Don't worry guys, Steak and BJ Day is exactly one month away (funny, because most days are Steak and BJ Day, as far as I know, but whatever). Dave forgets about Steak and BJ Day every year, without fail. It's a shame that dudes always forget dates and anniversaries, eh? It's time you started remembering more than your own birthday and you might even get rewarded on your own fake holiday. Thillies!
-Beckett has taken to getting sprayed by skunks. Twice in one month. So awesome, ya'll.