
-Melvins are playing tonight at the Troubadour, dudes. Don't be a dick, go.
-My trip to Hawaii is way too far off. What's up with that? I just got back from Vegas... and I am spending far too much time working and doing every day stuff. I want to be on an endless vacation.
-What should I get Dave for his b-day? A dolphin or a new bass? It should be obvious, huh?