-everyone in the entire world has agreed that carlos mencia isn't even close to funny, right? why is there any more talk of it. that dude is about as funny as seven dead rats on your pillow. no.

-do you know what the "midnight riders" are? i'm sure if you live anywhere else in LA its reference to some clique of ass-sex lovin' group of faggots, and it is here too, except here they have stupid haircuts and  ride their stupid bicycles at night. and talk about it incessantly because they have absolutely nothing else going on n their lives. fuck, those people suck. they ride in the middle of the street, don't brake, and act like smug little bitches because they ride ridiculous bicycles with cards in the spokes. jesus, who the fuck cares if you ride your bike and where? grow the fuck up. dang. worst bunch of hipsters ever. can we all just agree that those people suck?

-thank you. geeze.

-maui rules and i wanna go back this minute. dave touched a turtle's butt while we were snorkeling and that rules. shut up, it does too.

-cocaine is a halluva drug.

-ray is getting real close to being a dad.

-haven't heard from donny miller in about a million years. what happened to that guy. up and got married and now he can't talk to his buddies. so sad.

I saw Donny at El Guapo on Melrose a few weeks ago. He's a big UFC fan.

hahahaha

Oh fucking cry about it you dumb cunt!:)

You're not funny.

Patrick is stupid! You are really funny.:o

whuddufux up with the future. first your website starts slackin, now you cant even get up to date with a decent blog. whats up with your last post? you talk shit about not seeing your buddy cause he gets hitched, now you get married and you do the same shit! this is why women are labeled as bitches, all they do is bitch about shit and then they turn around and act like bitches themselves. fucking hypocrites! carnie used to be my fucking hero. i remember when you and he first met at bigbrother. now that you two are all in love and shit you've gone soft on us. now what? your gonna have a fucking child? is that all you want now? fucking kids, really? don't you guys have better shit to do than start a fucking family? if the future is over with just drop this now pathetic site and move on with whatever lame shit consumes your time. and i really hope you're not doing cocaine and then talking about how its a helluva drug. do you no how lame that is? i hope you bitches turn your shit around. could you please have dave post a reply to this? i want him to make me laugh like he used to. faggots. i don't really hate you... i just miss you.

fuck you! eat shit. i know you've probably come here just to look and see if anybody cares that you haven't posted anything in over four months. well guess what, we do! all twelve of us. so stop sucking down your faggot ass low carb alcoholic beverages and write something funny. actually you can do both at the same time, you'll probably write better shit because your not that clever anyway. fucking dike. :o

eat shit pussy fuck